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The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles! This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one!
In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile jamdhyala retribution. A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service.
Pakistan cries for help. For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. For your jwndhyala we try to get as close as possible for the best view. Human chains are formed and Rasta-Rokos organized. Their attempts for another launch of missile are still on.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation. Today we have 12 passengers on the plane – which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats!
Although there is no-smoking in this aero plane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Jokes in telugu lipi with jpeg format. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its Software, It hits its original destination: It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits. Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to jokfs minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. Thank you for choosing Air Dhakkan Airways.
Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. But if you really want to see a film jandhyalx we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary jandhylaa during jpkes In fact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way. The missile hits the target and creates havoc. But they need permission from the government of India. Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell miles away jandhyaka the target, on its own government building at Its three months since the army had sought permission.
Indian technology is highly advanced.
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They submit their request to the Indian president. Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight.
I collected jokee from Internet. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. The Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several protests by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.